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	<description>Tot ce se poate dezbate de catre 2 vechi prieteni care au uneori pareri foarte diferite</description>
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		<title>O blonda catre alta</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O blonda ii spune altei blonde: − Daca ghicesti cati biscuiti am la spate ti-i dau pe amandoi! &#8211; Trei!]]></description>
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		<title>Conversatie la bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc sec]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-Two Martini, please! -Dry? -Nein, zwei!!]]></description>
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		<title>Istoria umanitatii (pe scurt)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Alt motto: Fara femei am fi trait si acum in copac. 1. Femeia nu mai accepta sa locuiasca in copac. Si plange. Barbatul descopera pestera. 2. In pestera e frig. Femeia plange. Barbatul descopera focul. 3. Copii tipa de foame. Femeia plange. Barbatul descopera toporul, arcul si bata si pleaca la vanatoare. 4. De la [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marire de salariu-cerere</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subsemnatul, Penisul, cer o marire de salariu din urmatoarele considerente: &#160; &#160; *Fac munca fizica. *Muncesc la adancimi mari. *Ma arunc cu capul inainte in tot ce fac. *Nu imi iau liber duminica sau in sarbatori legale. *Lucrez intr-un mediu umed. *Lucrez intr-un mediu intunecat si prost ventilat. *Lucrez in temperaturi ridicate. *Prin munca mea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DEMISIE OFICIALA</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[      Subsemnatul, va aduc la cunostinta hotararea irevocabila de a demisiona oficial din functia de adult pe care o detin acum abuziv. Dupa o analiza detaliata a situatiei, m-am hotarat sa ma retrag si sa preiau atributiile unui copil de sase ani, cu toate drepturile si indatoririle pe care le-am avut candva, dar la care [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rai si Iad</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O batranica moare si ajunge la portile Raiului unde se intalneste cu Sf. Petru, cand deodata se aude un urlet groaznic venind dinspre Rai. * O, vai de mine, ce se intampla acolo?, spune batranica. * Aaa, nu va faceti griji pentru asta, ii gaurim omoplatii cuiva ca sa-i punem aripile de inger. Batranica, vadit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cum sa termini cu fruntea sus o relatie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 20:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dragoste]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Draga John, Nu mai pot continua aceasta relatie. Distanta dintre noi este prea   mare. Trebuie sa recunosc ca deja te-am inselat de 2 ori de cand ai   plecat si nu cred ca este corect pentru nici unul dintre noi. Imi pare rau. Te rog sa imi trimiti inapoi poza cu mine pe care ti-am trimis-o [...]]]></description>
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